Hairy TicTac

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A head that looks like a TicTac but with so much hair and beard it’s like it tried to eat a whole pizza and failed.

My cousin’s head looks like a Hairy TicTac. I swear he’s trying to be a hairball monster.

That guy at the gym looks like a Hairy TicTac. I think he’s been using the treadmill as a beard trimmer.

My dog’s owner looks like a Hairy TicTac. I think he’s trying to scare the dogs into giving him treats.

When a person’s head is tiny like a TicTac but they have enough hair to start a forest and a beard that could strangle a goat.

My neighbor’s head is a Hairy TicTac. His beard is so long I think it’s trying to take over his face.

That guy at the bus stop looks like a Hairy TicTac. He must’ve stolen a hedgehog’s fur.

My uncle’s head is a Hairy TicTac. I think he’s trying to be a wizard but forgot the magic part.