hairy teeth

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Hairy teeth means your mouth looks like a moldy sock you wore for a week. Your teeth are covered in gross fuzzy stuff that smells like old pizza and regret.
My dentist said I had hairy teeth. I said, 'Great, now I'm a sock.'
I tried to kiss my girlfriend, but she ran away. She said my mouth looked like a raccoon’s den.
My mom said my teeth looked like a spider’s nest. I told her to shut up and take my soup.
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Hairy teeth is when your teeth are so dirty, they look like they grew hair. It’s like your mouth is a landfill and your teeth are the stinkiest trash cans.
My teacher gave me a D because I had hairy teeth and I talked during math. I said, 'At least my teeth are stylish.'
My friend said my teeth looked like a hairball from a cat. I told him to stop being gross.
I tried to eat a burger, but my teeth wouldn’t let me. They said, 'We’re too hairy for this.'
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Hairy teeth means your teeth look like they have a beard. It’s like your mouth is a gym and your teeth are the most sweaty weights.
My dentist said my teeth looked like a beard. I said, 'Thanks, I’ve been trying to grow one.'
My mom took a picture of my teeth and posted it on Facebook. I got 100 comments saying I looked like a monster.
I tried to smile at my crush, but he said my teeth looked like a raccoon had a party in there.
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