hairy teacup

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a cat that hasn't been shaved in so long it looks like it came out of a bush and said 'what the hell is this?'
My neighbor's cat is a hairy teacup. It's like a raccoon threw a tantrum and got stuck in a teacup.
I saw a hairy teacup in the park. It stared at me like it was judging my life choices.
My dog tried to eat a hairy teacup. Now it's got a beard and a bad attitude.
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a wild, unshaved mess that looks like it was born in a sock and never left
My grandma’s cat is a hairy teacup. It’s like a wool blanket came to life and decided to chew on my shoes.
The hairy teacup at the pet store hissed at me like it knew my secret.
My brother’s dog chased a hairy teacup. Now they’re both bald.
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a cat that’s so hairy it looks like it was dipped in a bucket of lint and shook it out
I walked past a hairy teacup and it looked at me like I owed it money.
My friend’s cat is a hairy teacup. It’s got more hair than my mom’s Christmas sweater.
The hairy teacup jumped on my keyboard and typed 'I hate Mondays' in all caps.
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