Hairy Tarantula

My ex’s crotch looked like a spider had a hair transplant and a tattoo session

That lady’s crotch was like a hairy tarantula with a side of pubic lice

I saw a hairy tarantula in the shower and it was actually my sister

That hairy tarantula was so full of hair I thought it was my mom’s leg

He walked into the room and it looked like a hairy tarantula was doing yoga

I told my friend he had a hairy tarantula and he said I was just jealous

That hairy tarantula was so hairy I thought it was a spider with a full head of hair

She had a hairy tarantula and it looked like it was about to give a lecture

My neighbor’s crotch looked like a hairy tarantula with a side of leg hair