Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The one thing you will never unsee.

My brother showed me a picture of his dog's hairy taint. I’m still crying.

My teacher told me to Google hairy taint. I failed math.

My mom asked why I was laughing. I said, 'I saw a hairy taint.'

2

A nightmare you can’t escape.

My friend’s pet raccoon has a hairy taint. It’s terrifying.

I saw a hairy taint in the mirror. I ran out of the house.

My dad told me a joke about hairy taints. I almost choked on my breakfast.

3

The worst thing you could ever Google.

I Googled hairy taint. Now I have a headache and a new fear.

My friend said he saw a hairy taint. I said, 'You’re lying.' He showed me a photo.

My sister Google-searched hairy taint. I think she’s haunted now.

4

A curse that follows you forever.

My dog got a hairy taint. Now I can’t look at him the same way.

I saw a hairy taint in the park. I ran away screaming.

My friend got a hairy taint. I asked if I could borrow it. He said no.

5

The thing that will ruin your life.

I got a hairy taint. My life is over.

My friend got a hairy taint. I asked if I could take a picture. He said no.

My brother said he got a hairy taint. I said, 'You’re lying.' He showed me the evidence.

6

A horror you can’t forget.

I saw a hairy taint. I won’t sleep for a week.

My dog got a hairy taint. I’m never going near him again.

My teacher showed me a hairy taint. I think I’ve lost my mind.