hairy sundae

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A guy's first time getting butt-fucked by a giant ice cream cone.
My cousin's hairy sundae was a disaster. He screamed like a baby.
I got a hairy sundae and now I hate vanilla.
My brother's hairy sundae was so bad, he cried in the middle of the street.
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When a man gets his butt filled with sweet nonsense and screams like he's been murdered.
My hairy sundae was so bad, I had to take a bath in chocolate.
I got a hairy sundae and it felt like my butt was on fire.
My friend's hairy sundae was so loud, the whole neighborhood heard him.
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A man's first time getting his butt stuffed with ice cream and feeling like he's been run over by a truck.
My hairy sundae was so intense, I couldn't sit down for a week.
I got a hairy sundae and now I hate my life.
My brother's hairy sundae was so bad, he had to go to the hospital.
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