Hairy Stylz

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When a dude shaves another dudes junk with a rusty razor while blasting bad pop songs and cussing like a sailor.

My cousin did Hairy Stylz during a karaoke night and ended up with a paper cut and a headache.

I saw my uncle doing Hairy Stylz in the park and he screamed at a pigeon.

My mom tried Hairy Stylz and now she can't stop talking about bad hair and bad music.

A messed up way of trimming hair that involves a rubber chicken and a swear word for every single hair.

My friend did Hairy Stylz in the bathroom and it took three hours and six cuss words.

I did Hairy Stylz on my dog and now he looks like a confused raccoon.

My brother did Hairy Stylz at a sleepover and woke up with a sore neck and a sore ego.

When you take a guys junk and try to make it look good with a comb and a bunch of bad decisions.

I did Hairy Stylz on my brother and he looked like a confused goat.

My teacher did Hairy Stylz during lunch and got a paper cut and a snack.

My dad did Hairy Stylz while watching sports and now he can't stop talking about the game.

A wild hair cut that happens when you use a rubber chicken and a bad song to make someone look like a fool.

I did Hairy Stylz on my cousin and he looked like a confused chicken.

My brother did Hairy Stylz and now he can't stop singing bad songs.

My mom did Hairy Stylz and now she can't stop talking about rubber chickens.

When you sit on a rubber chicken and try to make someone look like a hair model, but you end up looking like a mess.

I did Hairy Stylz on my dad and he looked like a confused hair model.

My brother did Hairy Stylz and now he can't stop talking about rubber chickens.

My friend did Hairy Stylz and now he looks like a confused mess.

A terrible hair trim that involves a rubber chicken, a bad song, and a lot of swear words.

My dad did Hairy Stylz and now he looks like a confused chicken.

I did Hairy Stylz on my brother and now he can't stop singing bad songs.

My mom did Hairy Stylz and now she looks like a confused mess.