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Chopped Habanero peppers rubbed raw on your nuts like a curse from hell.
My cousin tried this and screamed like a girl for five minutes.
I did this to my dad and he still hates me.
My boyfriend did this to me and I almost cried.
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Habanero chillies smashed on your balls like a witch's revenge.
My brother did this to me after I stole his pizza.
My girlfriend did this to me because I forgot her birthday.
My dad did this to me because I failed math.
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Raw Habanero peppers rubbed on your junk like a punishment from God.
I did this to my dog and he ran away.
My brother did this to me and I got a black eye.
My teacher did this to me for talking too much.
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