Hairy Stimpleton

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Shaving your butt hole and then shooting cum on it like a dirty old man. Then you slap it on some poor guy’s face and make them look like a bad beard from a jail cell.

I tried hairy stimpleton and my neighbor looked like a fartsy beastman.

My dad did it to my uncle and now he smells like old socks and regret.

I used my brother’s cum and now he has a beard and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You take your butt hole hair and glue it to someone else’s face with your cum. It looks like a failed attempt at a goatee and makes people laugh or cry.

My mom did it to my cousin and he cried like a baby.

I did it to my friend and now he has a cum beard and a bad case of self-loathing.

My brother’s cum beard looked like a raccoon had a party on his face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You shave your butt hole, shoot cum on it, and then stick it to someone’s face like a dirty gift. It smells bad and looks worse. You’re a cum-smelling beast.

My dad did it to my uncle and now he smells like a fart factory.

I did it to my friend and now he looks like a greasy hot dog.

My brother used my cum and now he has a beard that smells like old socks.

by Slangipedia 12d ago