Hairy Stabwound

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A woman's hairy crotch that looks like a jungle and smells like a bad day at the gym.
I walked in and saw her Hairy Stabwound and immediately turned around.
He asked me to describe it, and I said it looked like a raccoon had a party in there.
I told my friend it was the worst thing I’d ever seen, and she said I was being dramatic.
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A pubic area so hairy it looks like it was attacked by a goat and then left in the sun.
She showed me her Hairy Stabwound and I almost cried.
He said he couldn’t handle it and ran out of the room.
I told her it looked like a bad haircut and a bad life decision.
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A woman's crotch that’s so full of hair it looks like a bear lived there and didn’t brush its teeth.
She pulled down her pants and I saw the Hairy Stabwound and lost my appetite.
He asked me if I had seen it, and I said I had and it ruined my day.
I told my friend it looked like a hairy pit and she agreed it was a pit of shame.
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