hairy squidward

My pecker is dangling like it's got no care in the world and my balls are just there for show.

My cock is hanging loose like it's got a front-row seat to the show.

My schlong is just hanging there like it's got nothing better to do.

My dick is dangling like it's trying to get away from my nuts.

My pecker is hanging out like it's in a prison break.

My schlong is just hanging there like it's got a get-out-of-jail-free card.

My weenie is hanging out like it's showing off in the gym.

My pecker is dangling like it's doing a bicep curl.

My schlong is just hanging there like it's got a six-pack and it's proud.