Hairy sponge

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You shave your junk and stick the hair on your friend’s sponge like it’s a shrine

I shaved my nuts and stuck the hair on my buddy’s sponge. It looked like a holy place.

My cousin shaved her pussy and glued it to the sponge. It was a crime against cleanliness.

I took my pubes and put them on the sponge. Now my friend’s dishes are covered in my junk.

You let your pubic hair grow until it looks like a sponge, then you cut it off and blame your friend

My hair got so long it looked like a sponge. I cut it off and blamed my friend for the mess.

I let my pubes grow until they looked like a sponge. Then I shaved them and yelled at my sister.

I had a sponge beard and cut it off. My friend got the brunt of the hair.

You steal your friend’s sponge and use it to shave your junk in the middle of the night

I stole my friend’s sponge and shaved my junk at 2 AM. He woke up with a hairy mess.

I took my buddy’s sponge and shaved my nuts in the dark. He thought I was possessed.

I grabbed my sister’s sponge and shaved my pubes in the middle of the night. She was mad.