Hairy Spider

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When you poop on someone's chest and then shave your junk off it to make the mess look like a new kind of spider that’s gross and hairy.
I took a number 2 on his chest and shaved my pubes off it. Now he thinks he’s been attacked by a hairy spider from hell.
I threw a poop on her chest and used my pubes to make a hairy spider. She cried.
He pooped on my chest and shaved his junk on it. I’m gonna sue him for hairy spider trauma.
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A girl who has hair on her nipples so much it looks like she’s got spiders crawling out of her chest.
Her nipples are so hairy, I swear spiders are coming out of her chest.
She’s got hairy nipples so bad, it looks like she’s been attacked by a spider with a beard.
Her hairy nipples make me think she’s a spider in disguise.
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