Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gross way to describe a pubic area that looks like it was plucked by a wild animal

My aunt’s hairy slice is like a jungle you don’t wanna explore.

He showed me his hairy slice and I almost fainted.

She had a hairy slice so bad, I thought she was a monster.

2

a term used when someone’s pubic hair is so wild, it looks like it belongs to a beast

His hairy slice looked like it had a life of its own.

I saw her hairy slice and immediately ran away.

He had a hairy slice that made me question my life choices.

3

a phrase used to describe a pubic area so full of hair, it looks like a forest

Her hairy slice was so thick, I thought she was hiding a secret.

He had a hairy slice that was like a full-blown forest.

I saw his hairy slice and I almost cried.

4

a way to describe a pubic area so hairy, it looks like it was shaved by a goat

Her hairy slice looked like it had been attacked by a goat.

He had a hairy slice that was so wild, it was like a goat had shaved him.

I saw his hairy slice and I just said, ‘what even is this?’

5

a name for a pubic area that is so hairy, it looks like it was born in a cave

His hairy slice looked like it came straight out of a cave.

She had a hairy slice that made me think she lived in a cave.

I saw his hairy slice and I just said, ‘you live in a cave, don’t you?’

6

a term used when someone's pubic area is so hairy, it looks like it was made by a beast with a bad haircut

Her hairy slice looked like it had been done by a beast with a bad haircut.

He had a hairy slice that looked like it had been cut by a beast with a comb.

I saw his hairy slice and I just said, ‘you have the worst haircut of a beast.’