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A fuzzy meat stick that looks like it came out of a jungle
My cousin's hairy schlong looked like a squirrel had moved in
I saw his hairy schlong and almost fainted
He showed me his hairy schlong and I ran away screaming
Hairy schlong
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A hairy penis that smells like old socks and regret
His hairy schlong smelled like he’d been hiding in a trash can
I kissed his hairy schlong and instantly regretted it
She showed me her hairy schlong and I ran for my life
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A bushy meat pole that makes you want to throw up and laugh
I saw his hairy schlong and threw up in the sink
Her hairy schlong made me laugh so hard I cried
He showed me his hairy schlong and I couldn’t stop laughing