hairy sasquatch

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the hairy sasquatch happens when a guy tricks a girl into a room with his buddies hiding in the closet. he gets her topless or naked, then knocks her out and his friends come out and shave their junk and glue it all over her while she's passed out.
he lured her in with pizza and promised no one would see her naked
she thought it was a surprise party but it was a hairy sasquatch party
she came in for a date and left as a monster
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to become the hairy sasquatch, a girl has to be knocked out while getting head and then covered in a bunch of hairy pastes from her guy’s friends.
she was knocked out mid-lick and woke up with a hairy beard
her guy’s friends had a hairy pasting contest and she was the prize
she walked in for a kiss and left with a hairy face
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the hairy sasquatch is when a guy’s friends shave their junk and glue it all over a girl after knocking her out in the middle of a makeout session.
she was knocked out during a makeout and woke up hairy
she got knocked out mid-kiss and became a hairy beast
she went in for a date and came out covered in hair
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