Hairy Sailor

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A hairy sailor is when a guy gets his balls shaved bald and gets his hair stuck to his dong then gets butt-fucked by a woman who thinks she’s a pirate.
My man got turned into a hairy sailor by his ex who still thinks he’s a hot guy.
That dude got shaved and glued like a hairy sailor for a bet.
He’s still recovering from being a hairy sailor at the office party.
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A hairy sailor is when a guy gets his junk shaved and his hair stuck to his pecker then gets anally raped by a woman who acts like she’s a sea captain.
She turned my dad into a hairy sailor for no reason.
That guy got stuck with a hairy sailor title after a bad date.
He’s still sore from being a hairy sailor last night.
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A hairy sailor is when a man gets his balls shaved and his hair stuck to his cock then gets butt-fucked by a woman who thinks she’s a pirate.
My brother got turned into a hairy sailor by his girlfriend’s sister.
He became a hairy sailor because he bet his hair on it.
He still smells like glue from being a hairy sailor.
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