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A hairy sailor is when a guy gets his balls shaved bald and gets his hair stuck to his dong then gets butt-fucked by a woman who thinks she’s a pirate.
My man got turned into a hairy sailor by his ex who still thinks he’s a hot guy.
That dude got shaved and glued like a hairy sailor for a bet.
He’s still recovering from being a hairy sailor at the office party.