Hairy Sackett

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A Hairy Sackett is the worst thing you can say in a conversation. It makes people quit talking and go cry in a corner. Especially if they were talking about Ronnie James Dio, who died too soon and now hates you.
My mom said 'Hairy Sackett' and my dad left the room and didn't come back for three days.
My friend texted me 'Hairy Sackett' and I threw my phone out the window.
During a Zoom call about Dio, my boss said 'Hairy Sackett' and we all just sat there like idiots.
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When you yell 'Hairy Sackett,' you're basically telling the universe to end your life. People get so mad they might punch you. And it’s even worse when you’re talking about Ronnie James Dio.
In my group chat, someone said 'Hairy Sackett' and I got 12 angry texts from my friends.
At lunch, my teacher said 'Hairy Sackett' and I had to eat my sandwich in silence.
During a Dio debate, my brother said 'Hairy Sackett' and my mom said 'You’re dead to me.'
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A Hairy Sackett is like a curse. It stops everything. You say it once, and people stop talking forever. It’s like the end of the world if you were talking about Ronnie James Dio.
My friend said 'Hairy Sackett' in the middle of a Dio song and now we can’t talk about music anymore.
During a Facebook argument, I said 'Hairy Sackett' and the whole thread died.
My dad said 'Hairy Sackett' during a family dinner and we all just sat there like we were sad.
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