Hairy Russian

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It's like the Abe Lincoln but instead of slapping your cum and pubes on your chin you throw it on your forehead like a f***ing monster with a furrowed brow.
My cousin did a Hairy Russian and now he looks like a f***ing angry bear.
She did a Hairy Russian so fast I thought she was trying to grow a beard on her head.
My dog did a Hairy Russian and now he’s the most f***ing scary dog in the neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy Russian is when you go from clean-shaven to looking like a f***ing hairy f*** faced troll with a forehead full of pubes.
He did a Hairy Russian and now he looks like he came out of a f***ing cave.
My mom did a Hairy Russian and now she’s the scariest person in the kitchen.
My brother did a Hairy Russian and now he’s got a f***ing hairy forehead like a f***ing yeti.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s like a beard but on your forehead and made of f***ing pubes and cum. You look like you got f***ed by a f***ing bear.
He did a Hairy Russian and now he’s got a f***ing hairy forehead like a f***ing caveman.
My dad did a Hairy Russian and now he looks like he got f***ed by a f***ing bear.
She did a Hairy Russian and now she’s got a f***ing hairy forehead like a f***ing monster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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