hairy rocks

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Hairy rocks are the gross pile of dried cum stuck to a guy's pubes, especially on his nuts.

My man smells like hairy rocks after a long night of drinking and crying.

She took one look at his hairy rocks and ran away screaming.

He tried to hide his hairy rocks under a shirt, but it didn't work.

Hairy rocks are the crusted mess of old cum that clings to a guy's pubic hair, especially around his junk.

I saw his hairy rocks in the shower and felt sick.

He tried to brush his hairy rocks off, but they wouldn't budge.

His hairy rocks were so bad, his girlfriend left him.

Hairy rocks are the sticky, smelly mess of dried cum that sticks to a guy's pubes, especially on his nuts.

He showed off his hairy rocks like they were a trophy.

I had to sit next to him in class because of his hairy rocks.

His hairy rocks were so bad, the whole school knew about them.