Hairy Rainbow

'Bro, I had to shave my head for this. You’re gonna regret that hairy rainbow.'

'I called it a 69, but it was more like a 69 with a side of stupid.'

'That stache was so thick, it looked like it had its own hair salon.'

'I had a 69 so bad, I got a stache from the struggle.'

'That 69 was so bad, it looked like a 69 from a 90s porn that was filmed in a bro’s basement.'

'He had a stache so big, it was like a 69 with extra hair.'

'I asked him what a 69 was, and he just said, 'Bro, I had a 69 in the 90s.''

'That 69 was so bad, I thought the stache was the main event.'

'They had a 69 so bad, I had to clean up the mess with a bro bro bro.'