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Hairy Pussy Disorder is when guys think all pussies should be smooth like a baby’s butt, but they’ve only ever seen fake ladies in bad movies. They’re too dumb to know that real women have hair down there and it’s not a problem.
My gym buddy got mad at me because I didn’t shave my pussy before our workout.
My brother tried to date my aunt and got stuck in her bush.
My mom told my dad to stop staring at my sister like she was a monster.