hairy pubes

I walked into the jungle and came out with a rash and a bad attitude.

My sister said her jungle was so wild it had a life of its own.

I tried to take a picture of the jungle and it looked like a horror movie.

My guy's pubes are so thick they could be called a beard of doom.

She had a beard so wild it looked like it had a sidekick.

I swear the hairs are trying to take over the world.

I looked at his pubes and thought I was dreaming.

Her pubes were so bad I almost called a therapist.

I saw the hairy nightmare and ran for my life.