Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting a broomstick up your butt and running in circles like a lunatic while jacking off and peeing everywhere.

I tried Hairy Potter and ended up peeing on my neighbor's lawn.

He did Hairy Potter so hard the broomstick broke.

I watched my dad do Hairy Potter and laughed until I cried.

2

A kid wizard who dyes his pubes green like he's trying to look like a monster.

That kid looks like a green frog with pubes.

He dyed his pubes green for the school play.

His green pubes are so bright they light up the room.

3

A woman covered in hair from head to toe like she's been in a bear fight.

She looked like a bear had taken a liking to her.

She walks into a room and people back away.

She's so hairy she looks like a forest.

4

A guy who rips out arm hair like he's trying to be a bear.

He plucked his arm hair so hard he cried.

He looks like a bear with a bad haircut.

He rips out his arm hair every morning like it's a chore.

5

A place so hairy it looks like a jungle right there.

That guy's junk looks like a jungle.

His intimate area is so hairy it's like a forest.

He's got a jungle down there.

6

Daniel Radcliffe is doing a play and he might be peeing on the stage.

Daniel Radcliffe is doing a play and it's going to be messy.

He might be peeing on the stage during his play.

They said Daniel Radcliffe might be peeing on the stage.

7

Long, scraggly pubes around a guy’s butt like he’s been in a war with a goat.

He’s got pubes so long they look like goat hair.

That guy's pubes are like a goat's beard.

His butt looks like it's been attacked by a goat.