hairy potta

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A pot dealer who’s either covered in hair like a squirrel or thinks Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread and probably has a crush on Ron Weasley.
My neighbor’s a hairy potta. He’s got more hair than a chia pet and still talks about Hogwarts like it’s real.
That guy at the corner store is a hairy potta. He sells weed and also quotes Dumbledore.
My cousin’s a hairy potta. He’s got a beard so long it could be a tent.
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A woman with a muff so hairy and big it looks like it could hold a pot of soup and also steal your lunch money.
My aunt is a hairy potta. Her muff looks like it’s been invaded by a thousand spiders.
That girl at the gym is a hairy potta. She’s got a muff that could start a war.
My mom is a hairy potta. Her muff is so big it could be a hat.
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