Hairy Poptart

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A gross hairy vag that smells like old poptarts and regret.
Your cousin’s hairy poptart is the reason I quit eating breakfast.
I saw my teacher’s hairy poptart and I almost cried.
My dog ran away because of my hairy poptart.
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A hairy vag that looks like it was dipped in hair gel and left in a toaster.
My brother’s hairy poptart is why he’s single.
I told my mom her hairy poptart was gross, and she yelled at me.
My hairy poptart is so bad, it’s a national disaster.
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A hairy vag so bad, it could make a poptart cry.
My hairy poptart is so bad, it got banned from the school.
My friend’s hairy poptart made me throw up.
I got a D in science because of my hairy poptart.
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