Hairy Popsicle

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A guy trims his pubes then sticks his wiener in ice water. Then he rolls it in the trimmed hair and stuffs it up his buddy’s butt.
My uncle does this every Friday. He calls it 'Sunday morning special.'
I saw my cousin do this in the bathroom. He screamed like a girl.
My friend tried it and now his butt is numb.
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When a man clips his pubes, sticks his pecker in ice, rolls it in the clipped hair, and shoves it up his friend’s ass.
My dad does this before every family dinner. He says it helps him eat more pie.
I did this to my brother. He cried and threw pie at me.
My friend tried it and now he can't sit down.
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A man shaves some pubes, puts his penis in ice, rolls it in the shaved hair, and jams it in his buddy’s butt.
I did this to my best friend. He still hasn’t forgiven me.
My brother does this every weekend. He’s like a human ice cream machine.
My friend tried it and now he's got a cold butt.
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