Hairy Pooter

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What Harry Potter really wanted but never got, also the name of a bad porn movie where the main character gets stuck in a magical butt and can’t escape.
'Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Cum', the worst movie ever
My cousin watched it and now he talks like a wizard
I tried to make a sequel called 'Hairy Pooter and the Golden Snatch', it was a disaster
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A butt that looks like it’s been used as a raccoon nest, hairy, smelly, and definitely not clean.
My dog sat on it and now he won’t leave me alone
My brother’s Hairy Pooter is so bad, it smells like a gym sock in summer
I once saw a guy try to shave it and he cried like a baby
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical word for a vagina, but only if it’s in a Harry Potter book and it makes the wizard cry.
'Hairy Pooter is the key to the Chamber of Snacks', that’s the worst line ever
My teacher used it in a test and I failed
I told my mom it’s a magical vagina and she threw a shoe at me
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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