Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy whose poonie is so hairy it looks like a squirrel ran through it and got stuck.

My poonie is so hairy I need a comb and a curse.

I saw this guy in the park wagging his poonie like it was a dog.

My grandpa’s poonie looks like a raccoon’s nest.

2

A human who shaves everywhere except their poonie, which is a forest.

I let my poonie grow because I’m too lazy to shave it.

My poonie looks like a jungle and I waggle it like I’m proud.

My poonie is so hairy I could live in it.

3

A person whose poonie is so full of hair it waggles by itself.

My poonie waggles on its own like it’s got a life of its own.

I don’t waggle it, it waggles me.

That poonie is so hairy it’s got a mind of its own.

4

A guy whose poonie is so hairy it looks like a goat got stuck in it.

My poonie is so hairy I could win a goat contest.

I saw this guy waggle his poonie like it was a goat.

My poonie looks like a goat got stuck in a hair dryer.

5

A human who has a poonie so hairy it looks like a witch’s spell went wrong.

My poonie is cursed, it’s got too much hair.

I tried to shave it and it turned into a witch’s poonie.

That poonie looks like it came from a spellbook.

6

A guy who’s so hairy down there he waggles it like it’s a dance-off.

My poonie waggles like it’s in a dance-off with a chicken.

I waggle my poonie like I’m in a talent show.

That poonie is so hairy it’s got its own beat.