hairy poon

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a poon that looks like a forest and smells like regret
My cousin’s hairy poon hit me like a wall of bad decisions
He tried to touch it and got a rash from the wildness
I looked at it and knew I’d never be able to shave again
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a poon that’s been neglected and is full of old secrets
Her hairy poon was like a mystery I didn’t want to solve
He said it felt like a rug made of pubic hair
It was so hairy, it had its own ZIP code
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a poon that’s so hairy, it’s like a hairy leg but in the wrong place
That hairy poon looked like a hairy leg that got lost
He said it felt like walking through a bush
She had so much hair, I thought she was wearing a wig
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