hairy plate

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a fuzzy mess that looks like a cat threw up on a plate and then hugged it. Seen on Ali-G when he was trying to interview a British guy who had no idea what he was talking about.
Ali-G looked like a confused raccoon wearing a plate.
The Brit was too drunk to notice the hairy plate.
Ali-G’s hairy plate made the whole interview look like a bad horror movie.
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a plate covered in hair so thick it could stop a bullet. Ali-G had one when he was arguing with a Brit who thought he was a lawyer.
Ali-G’s hairy plate looked like a taxidermied squirrel.
The Brit tried to ignore the hairy plate but failed.
Ali-G’s hairy plate was so big, it had its own passport.
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a plate so hairy, it could be mistaken for a goat. Ali-G had one during a messy interview with a Brit who had no idea what was going on.
Ali-G’s hairy plate was like a goat wearing a plate.
The Brit thought the hairy plate was a new kind of food.
Ali-G’s hairy plate made the interview look like a goat convention.
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