hairy pillow

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when a girl passes out after sex and wakes up thinking she’s been sleeping on a hairy ass because she’s too high to care = the hairy pillow
Just woke up on my boy’s hairy ass like I was born there. #hairyPillow #morningglory
She passed out like a drunk pig on my hairy pillow. I’m not mad, I’m just tired.
He came home with a hairy pillow and I asked if he was a dog or a man.
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when you take a dump on someone’s pillow before bed because you’re too lazy to shave
I took a dump on his pillow and called it a goodnight kiss. #hairyPillow #lazy
He had a hairy pillow and I thought it was a new mattress. Boy was I wrong.
Took a dump on my best friend’s pillow and now he won’t speak to me.
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