hairy pie

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A lady's snatch that looks like a raccoon dug through a trash can and took a dump.

My aunt’s hairy pie smells like old socks and regret.

I saw my teacher’s hairy pie in the locker and ran away screaming.

My brother’s girlfriend’s hairy pie is so bad, it makes the school toilets stink.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

The ugliest, smelliest, most crumbly lady cake you ever laid eyes on.

That woman’s hairy pie was so bad, it made the gym reek.

I nearly fainted when I saw my cousin’s hairy pie.

My mom’s hairy pie is so bad, it could make a man weep.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a lady lets her butt hair grow for weeks, then a guy goes in there and blasts his cum like a firehose, then slaps her butt so hard, she screams and kicks like a mad cow.

My brother’s hairy pie was so wild, he blasted cum like a firehose.

I watched my uncle do the hairy pie and it was like a slap fight.

My friend’s girlfriend did the hairy pie and kicked him like a donkey.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Same thing as a dirtbox, but with more hair and more stink.

My neighbor’s hairy pie is just a dirtbox with more hair.

I think my teacher’s hairy pie is just a dirtbox with a side of stink.

My friend’s hairy pie is basically a dirtbox wearing a hairy hat.

by Slangipedia 2d ago