hairy phone

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A phone call that’s more like a cock fight. A girl grabs a guy’s nuts and shoves his cock in her ear like it’s a phone. This is for a girl who gets the chance to suck a dick and totally blows it because she’s either stupid or she’s a butt.

Hey, did you see Lisa at the party? She did a hairy phone with Mike and then left him hanging.

I asked Sarah to suck my dick and she did a hairy phone instead. What even is life?

Tom tried to make out with Lisa, but she just did a hairy phone and walked away like she was better than him.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a girl holds a guy’s balls like it’s a phone and sticks his dick in her ear. This is the move of a girl who thinks she’s cool but ends up looking like a fool because she doesn’t know how to suck a dick properly.

At the bar, Megan did a hairy phone with Jake and then laughed at him like he was a joke.

I tried to flirt with Lisa, and she did a hairy phone with me and left me confused.

At the gym, Sarah did a hairy phone with Mark and then went to the sauna like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy’s nuts are held like a phone while his dick is shoved in a girl’s ear. This is what happens when a girl thinks she’s doing something cool but is just being a butt and not doing what she was supposed to do.

Lisa did a hairy phone with Tom at the coffee shop and then ordered another latte like it was nothing.

Megan did a hairy phone with Jake and then posted a picture of it on Instagram.

At the park, Sarah did a hairy phone with Mark and then sat on a bench like she was queen.

by Slangipedia 2d ago