hairy penny

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when her period hits and her pubes are so thick it looks like a squirrel dug up a hair salon
My cousin turned into a hairy penny during her period. I almost threw up.
She said she felt like a hairy penny and then tried to eat a whole pizza.
He called her a hairy penny and she kicked him out of the house.
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when her period is so bad and her legs are covered in hair like a bear’s butt
She looked like a hairy penny and cried in the bathroom.
He told her she was a hairy penny and she flipped him the bird.
She texted me and said she was a hairy penny and her period was eating her alive.
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when her period is happening and she’s got so much hair it looks like a hairy penny exploded
She looked like a hairy penny exploded and screamed at her mom.
He said she was a hairy penny and she threw a sock at him.
She told her friend she was a hairy penny and they both laughed until they cried.
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