Hairy Papercut

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A papercut that’s got more hairs than your ex’s lies. It’s like the cut got a beard and a attitude.
I got a hairy papercut and it’s judging me.
My finger looks like a hairball after this cut.
This papercut is so hairy, it’s got its own Instagram.
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The worst kind of cut. It’s got hair and it’s not even doing it nicely. It’s like a beard made of torture.
This cut is so hairy, I’m considering shaving my arm.
I got a hairy papercut and now I’m questioning my life choices.
It’s not a cut. It’s a hair attack.
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A papercut that’s got more hair than your grandma’s legs. It’s like the paper had a grudge and brought a beard.
This cut is hairy enough to be a side dish.
I got a hairy papercut and I’m not even mad.
This papercut looks like it’s trying to be a full-blown beard.
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