hairy pants

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When someone’s legs are so hairy it looks like they put a whole forest in their pants.
My cousin’s legs look like a raccoon chewed on them and then grew hair.
That guy walks into the room like he’s wearing a bear’s pants.
I saw her in the gym and thought she was wearing a sweater made of leg hair.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your legs are so fuzzy you could start a campfire in your pants.
He’s got more hair on his legs than my grandma has on her head.
She came in like she was wearing a wooly mammoth’s pants.
That guy’s legs look like they’re covered in a million little beards.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When your legs are so hairy it looks like you’re wearing a hairy monster’s pants.
His legs are so hairy I thought he was dressed as a werewolf.
She walks in and I swear her legs are covered in fur like a lion.
That guy’s legs look like they’re made of hair and magic.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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