Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Old tales say if you jerk off too much, your hands will grow hair like a beast. No one believes it, but everyone still does it.

My grandma said if I kept fiddling with myself, I'd end up with hairy palms and a beard.

Dude, I got hairy palms and a mustache. It’s a curse.

I've got hairy palms and I'm only 12. I’m not even done yet.

2

You type with those things, and it makes me want to vomit. They're like dirty fingers with a life of their own.

Your typing with those hairy palms? I almost threw up.

Man, I can’t look at your hands anymore. They’re gross.

I’ve seen your hands. I’m not eating lunch anymore.

3

They look like they were part monkey, part human, and completely insane.

Those palms look like a monkey took a bite out of you.

You got hairy palms? You're a half-monkey, half-psycho.

Your hands are like a monkey's. I don’t trust you.

4

All the Wookies in the galaxy have hairy palms. They’re basically like the Wookies of Earth.

You’re like a Wookie. I can see you in Star Wars now.

Hairy palms? You're a Wookie in disguise.

I think you're a Wookie. I'm scared of you now.

5

Hairy palms mean you're either getting off or you're a super hot woman. Either way, you're doing something cool.

Hairy palms? You're either getting off or you're a hot woman.

Your hands look like they're getting off. Or you're a hot woman.

Hairy palms = sexy or getting off. Either way, I like it.

6

He’s a lying virgin who thinks he's a ladies' man, but he's just a guy who can't get it together.

He said he had 100 girlfriends. I know he's lying. He’s a virgin.

That guy thinks he's hot stuff. He’s just a lying virgin.

He said he lost his virginity at 8. He's a total liar.