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the messy part you wish you could hide after a long night
My mom said I looked like a hairy oyster after that party.
He showed up in pajamas and called it a fashion statement.
She texted me: 'You look like a hairy oyster. I’m leaving.'
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the thing you blame for your bad luck
I blame my hairy oyster for my failed math test.
He said the hairy oyster cursed his Wi-Fi.
She told her friend, 'My hairy oyster is why I’m single.'
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the reason you failed gym class
My teacher said I failed gym because of my hairy oyster.
He tripped during relay race and blamed his hairy oyster.
She said her hairy oyster made her too clumsy for dance.
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the thing that makes you smell bad in the morning
I smelled like a hairy oyster after my morning shower.
He stank like a hairy oyster at lunch.
She said the hairy oyster was the reason her breath smelled like onions.
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the thing you fight about with your siblings
My brother said my hairy oyster was bigger than his.
She fought with her sister over whose hairy oyster was messier.
He said the hairy oyster was the reason they lost the game.
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the thing you draw in the margins of your homework
I drew a hairy oyster in the corner of my math paper.
He scribbled a hairy oyster on his science test.
She drew a hairy oyster instead of doing her homework.