Hairy Oven

My aunt’s hairy oven is like a jungle. I’ve never seen so many hairs.

He called her a hairy oven in front of her mom. She threw a sandwich at him.

I asked her if she had a pet goat. She said, 'No, but my hairy oven is close.'

My neighbor’s hairy oven is so bad, it’s like she has a whole forest down there.

He said her hairy oven looked like a raccoon had a baby party in there.

I told her she needed a laser to trim her hairy oven. She said I was being dramatic.

Her hairy oven is so bad, I think it’s going to grow legs and walk away.

He told her she had a hairy oven so bad, it could start a war.

I asked her if she used a lawnmower on her hairy oven. She said, 'No, but I wish I did.'

Her hairy oven is like a new animal from the zoo. It’s wild.

He said she had a hairy oven so thick, it could eat a sandwich.

I told her she should put her hairy oven on display at the museum.

Her hairy oven has a beard and a mustache. She’s a full-on man now.

He said she had a hairy oven so bad, it looked like a man had a baby down there.

I asked if she needed a mirror for her hairy oven. She said, 'No, I need a ladder.'

Her hairy oven is like a squirrel sleepover. It’s all over the place.

He told her her hairy oven looked like it had 10 squirrels hiding in there.

I said her hairy oven was so bad, it could be a new kind of sleepover.