Hairy Omelette

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A woman’s pubic area sprouts enough hair to make a beard look like a toddler’s doodle. You either didn’t notice it last night or you were too wasted to care.

I woke up to a full-blown bush and a hangover. Hairy Omelette, baby.

She said it was a ‘natural look’, turns out it was a full-blown Hairy Omelette.

I tried to kiss her and got a face full of fuzz. Hairy Omelette, I swear.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a woman’s nether regions become a forest overnight and you’re left questioning your life choices.

I had sex with a forest. It was called Hairy Omelette.

She looked like a lion had taken a bite out of her pubic area. Hairy Omelette, for real.

I tried to shave her and got a full-blown beard. Hairy Omelette, I think.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A woman’s pubic area gets so hairy it looks like a goat took a nap there. You either didn’t notice or you were too drunk to remember.

She had a Hairy Omelette and I got a full-blown beard from the night before.

I woke up to a goat in my pants. Hairy Omelette, I swear.

She said it was a ‘natural look’, I said it was a Hairy Omelette and a half.

by Slangipedia 11d ago