Hairy Ocean

My cousin’s a hairy ocean. I almost tripped on it.

That woman walked in like a hairy ocean. I was ready for a safari.

He said he’d never seen a hairy ocean before. I said, 'You're in one now.'

She’s a hairy ocean. I bet she could hide a goat and a chicken in there.

My mom’s a hairy ocean. She told me to stop staring at her legs.

He asked if she was a hairy ocean. I said, 'She’s a full-blown storm.'

She’s a hairy ocean. I bet she could start a fire with her legs.

That woman’s a hairy ocean. She lit up the room like a matchstick.

He said she was a hairy ocean. I said, 'She’s got enough hair to burn the whole block.'