hairy nuts

My cousin showed me his hairy nuts and I almost died of shame.

She texted me a photo of her brother's hairy nuts and said, 'this is what you get for being related to me.'

My teacher pulled out a hairy nut during lunch and said, 'this is why you don't eat too much pizza.'

My dad showed me his hairy nuts and said, 'this is what you get for being born a boy.'

My friend got a tattoo of a hairy nut and now he’s stuck with it forever.

I saw my uncle’s hairy nuts in the shower and I ran out screaming.

My brother’s hairy nuts are so bad, he has to wear a hat in public.

I got a picture of my friend’s hairy nuts and it’s now my wallpaper.

My neighbor’s hairy nuts are so big, they took over his whole bedroom.