Hairy Nuggets

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a man with testicles so hairy they look like they got thrown into a lion’s den and came out fighting
My uncle is a Hairy Nugget. I once saw him in a shower and thought the forest had moved in.
My dad’s balls look like a goat’s butt. Hairy Nuggets for life.
That guy at the gym is a Hairy Nugget. I swear he’s got a beard down there.
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chicken nuggets so hairy they probably got yelled at by a goat and then sat in a bush
These nuggets are so hairy, they should be in a hair salon.
I took a bite of a Hairy Nugget and it felt like I bit a squirrel.
My kid brought home a Hairy Nugget. I think it got kicked by a goat.
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