Hairy Nixon

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A bald guy with a face full of beard hair wears a big nose Nixon mask and says 'I'm not a crook' while a lady with a wild beard sits on his face like it's a throne.
My uncle did Hairy Nixon at the bar and got kicked out for licking the mask.
My mom did Hairy Nixon to my dad on his birthday and he cried.
My friend's dog did Hairy Nixon to the mailman and now the mailman is on antidepressants.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A bearded man in a Nixon mask with a big nose shakes his head and says 'I'm not a crook' while a woman with a full beard sits on his face like it's a trampoline.
At the school talent show, my cousin did Hairy Nixon and the principal had a heart attack.
My teacher did Hairy Nixon to the principal and got suspended.
My brother did Hairy Nixon to his friend and now they're best friends.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man with a beard and a big-nosed Nixon mask says 'I'm not a crook' while a woman with a hairy face sits on his face like it's a pizza.
My dad did Hairy Nixon to the neighbor and now they're married.
My friend did Hairy Nixon at a party and the cops came.
My mom did Hairy Nixon to the mailman and now he sends her cookies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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