Hairy-nips

What Russian women use to make their men feel like they're being tortured by a thousand tiny monkeys.

A hairy nip is like being hit with a meaty baseball bat. It’s when you squeeze a victim’s nipple so hard, it might pop. Some people twist or pull it, and that’s just cruel.

The best roller hockey team ever, so good they could beat a dragon in a dance-off.

A group of people who hate hairy nipples so much, they’d punch a baby if it had one.

That guy who always takes his shirt off. Also known as Chris Easton. He’s a walking hot mess.

A disease that hits black women hard. It makes your nipples look like a chocolate chip cookie with hair growing out of it. It’s embarrassing and ugly.