Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who looks like a bad haircut and a bad decision had a baby together.

@billyjones Hairy-Nipples? That’s your new nickname. Enjoy it.

My cousin has Hairy-Nipples. I’ve never seen anything so ugly.

He showed up to the party with Hairy-Nipples. We all left.

2

A fuzzy mess on a kid’s chest that makes you wonder why they were born.

My little bro has Hairy-Nipples. I’m scared of him now.

That Italian kid next door has Hairy-Nipples. He’s like a freakin’ animal.

He came to my house with Hairy-Nipples. I ran away.

3

The worst kind of body hair. It’s like your grandpa’s chest got a second chance at life and failed.

My uncle has Hairy-Nipples. He smells like a dirty sock and a gym.

I saw Hairy-Nipples on a guy and I almost cried.

That guy at the gym has Hairy-Nipples. I’m never going back.

4

The reason you don’t want to touch someone. They might give you the hairy nipple virus and you’ll be stuck with it forever.

That fat girl at school has Hairy-Nipples. She’s going to rape me in my sleep.

My mom has Hairy-Nipples. I’ve already amputated three limbs.

If you touch her, you’ll get Hairy-Nipples. Don’t touch her.

5

The kind of nipples that make you wish your grandpa was dead.

My grandpa has Hairy-Nipples. I can’t even look at him.

That old man has Hairy-Nipples. He smells like a sewer.

He showed up at my birthday with Hairy-Nipples. I cried.

6

A super hairy spot on your body that makes you want to burn your whole chest.

My chest has Hairy-Nipples. I look like a monster.

She has Hairy-Nipples. I don’t want to be near her.

He came to my house with Hairy-Nipples. I threw him out.

7

A fancy name for a weird body part. No one cares.

They call it Hairy-Nipples? That’s the worst name ever.

My teacher called it Hairy-Nipples. I laughed until I cried.

They made a whole list of names for Hairy-Nipples. I’m confused.