Hairy Nerd

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A guy who thinks he's a wizard but can't even spell ‘potter’ right. He talks about books like they’re sacred and calls himself a book boy, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s a nerd with a bad haircut.

'I don't care if you're the most popular kid in school, I still think Hermione was better than Ron.'

'Why do you keep saying ‘book boy’ like it's a title? You're just a guy who reads books.'

'If you don't know who Dumbledore is, you're not even a real person.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A person who talks about magic like it’s real and thinks they’re in the movies. They’re not cool, they’re just sad and obsessed with books that don’t even have real wizards in them.

'I swear I'm going to be the next Harry Potter. I just need a wand and a better wardrobe.'

'You don’t know what ‘Horcrux’ means? You're not even trying.'

'I don’t like you. You’re not a Ravenclaw.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who wears glasses like they’re a fashion statement and thinks he's a wizard. He lives in the book world and doesn’t know how to act like a normal person.

'I don’t care if you're the most popular kid in the school, I still think Hufflepuff is the best house.'

'You don’t know who Snape is? You're not even a real person.'

'I don’t need friends. I have books and a wand.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago