Hairy Nachos

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Eating greasy cheese-covered chips off your partner's fuzzy chest like they're your new favorite snack.

I ate hairy nachos at 2 a. m. and now my stomach is screaming.

My boyfriend’s chest is a nacho bar and I’m the customer.

Hairy nachos are the reason I broke up with my ex.

When you’re too lazy to use a plate and just dig into your partner’s hairy chest like it’s a chip bag.

I ate hairy nachos and now my shirt smells like regret.

My girlfriend’s chest is a nacho menu and I’m the hungry kid.

Hairy nachos are the reason I failed my math test.

Cheesy chips on a hairy chest is the best way to make your partner feel like a snack.

I had hairy nachos and now my mouth tastes like regret.

My boyfriend’s chest is a nacho bar and I’m the snack thief.

Hairy nachos are the reason I got a stomachache at work.