Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hairy mole is like a giant blob of skin with hair growing out of it like it’s trying to escape your face

my face looks like a raccoon got into a beauty salon

this mole is so big it’s got its own zip code

i’ve got a hairy mole that’s bigger than my brother’s ego

2

a hairy mole is a skin monster that’s got hair and it’s not afraid to show it

that mole looks like it’s got a beard and a grudge

i’ve got a hairy mole that’s got more hair than my dog

this mole is so hairy it could start a band

3

a hairy mole is a chunk of skin that’s got more hair than a goat and it’s not ashamed

i look like i’ve been hit by a hairy mole and a zit at the same time

my mole is so hairy it’s got its own shampoo routine

that mole is so hairy it’s got its own Instagram

4

a hairy mole is like a mole that’s gone full beard and is not backing down

i’ve got a hairy mole that’s got more hair than my ex’s lies

that mole looks like it’s been in a hair battle with a lion

my face is so hairy it’s got a mole that’s got a mole

5

a hairy mole is a skin blob that’s got hair and it’s got attitude

that mole is so hairy it’s got a personality

i look like i’ve been attacked by a hairy mole and a cat

my mole is so hairy it’s got a hairbrush and a mirror

6

a hairy mole is like a mole that’s got a full head of hair and it’s not hiding it

that mole is so hairy it looks like it’s wearing a hat

my face is a hairy mole and it’s got a mustache

i’ve got a hairy mole that’s got more hair than my cousin’s dog